TMS Writer hired on NBC's new show w/Chevy Chase
CONGRATS, Zach! michaelbusch: Congrats to Zach and Dan. Look forward to the show. themidnightshowblog: Congratulations to The Midnight Show’s Zach Paez, who was recently hired as a staff writer on Dan Harmon’s new show Community starring Chevy Chase. For more info on the show and a preview video, here’s Community’s official page
NYTimes Magazine Preview - The Making of Zach... →
What a great article! (via azizisbored)
George Takei & Rev. Lou Sheldon Square Off On Prop... →
It makes me cry. It all makes me cry. Oh and Rev? I don’t believe the State of California’s “selfish” concern is that marriage should provide babies. So many children are falling through the cracks due to overcrowded schools, non existent funds, slashed programs and short supply. So, SHUT THE FUCK UP. lindsaykatai: At the very end, the Reverend’s mask of tolerance...
Men on the road to Extinction →
I’ll miss you, Bros. In the meanwhile, read “Y The Last Man” to give you a look into one future.
Got a freak body rash— Just left doctor’s office after a steroid shot in the ass. En route to Office Depot to punch a nerd in the face…
RT @ScottAukerman: New BETWEEN 2 FERNS with Zach Galifianakis! With Bradley Cooper & special guest! http://tinyurl.com/pfrj2c
RT @robhuebel: ‘Ben’ from LOST is on my flight!!! I am not joking!!! I am scared shitless!!!! We better not crash!!!
So, you're in love with one of your friends, but... →
I think this would work. dirtypreston: joshawesome: truthordare: markley: laurishly: Seriously, THIS WILL WORK. Fucking genious. I am doing this. For. Serious.
I heart Anvil.
On Secret Girlfriend set with Mookie. He just frolicked w/a dozen bikini babes on the beach. Whatta life! http://twitpic.com/5pqh4
Happy Birthday @brodyismefriend & @michaelcassady!!! You are two great doods.
RT @robhuebel: The guy on this flight that checked a unicycle is also wearing a Spin Doctors t-shirt. What a fucking surprise.
RT @brettgelman: I heard Terminator Salvation saves you from ever believing there’ll ever be another good Terminator movie ever again.
Crank 2’s Bai Ling!?! RT @ucbtla: Matthew Perry & Bai Ling at the theatre tonight
Oh, Brody. RT @BrodyismeFriend: I have a new Snuggie… just punched two holes in a Sham-Wow.
I’m game. 1. Modeling and 2. Diplomacy? @zeekatai: I’m doing so many things involving my vagina today. So. Many. Things. Okay, two things.
The dance? RT @GerryDuggan: I’ll start watching American Idol when it’s combined with The Running Man, and not one second before.
Kicked @kevinseccia ‘s ass at xbox UFC! I am the champion!!! Beating somebody repeatedly into a cartoony bloody pulp is fun.
Noooo! I thought the next D-Box event was Transformers Deux! RT @azizansari: FUCK! Terminator Salvation is in D-Box and I acted too late.
Jack & diet drinkin’ and cheeseburger slider eatin’ with one of my best buds in the ENTIRE world, @kevinseccia
I’m tweeting in a LA Fitness sauna. Got nuthin to say. Na-na-nanana! Sauna-na-naaah! Oh yeah. #sweatweet
My youngest sister is visiting me for a month in June! Anybody have an air mattress I can borrow?
A cool dude nominated one of my tweets to be on a... →
Vin Diesel is a younger Lou Ferrigno Click on link to vote. Further proof that Fast & Furious and D-BOX seats are gifts that continue to give.
RT @rorymayhew: Sorry guys. My penis just hit the floor.
RT @duncantrussell: I hate to say it, but sometimes I miss the World Of Warcraft more than I miss my hometown.
Thanks, @hollywoodphony. I’m going to Wal-mart to buy a sleepin bag, Fiddle Faddle & a Sweet Valley High book. Tell Scott where I am
Showed up to an audition a day early. I feel pretty dumb.
Don’t hate, No Doubt is great! http://twitpic.com/5h392
My sweet boy RT @ScottAukerman: Look who was waiting for us upon our arrival!! http://twitpic.com/5gghv
RT @AlanMYang: @ScottAukerman Vegas will be buzzing for months about “the time one white, two yellows and a brown swept through town.”
I had Artichoke puree soup, yum RT @ScottAukerman: First course: Twice Baked Maytag Blue Cheese Souffle. http://twitpic.com/5enoe
Madames, it’s 3am. Your children should be in bed now. http://twitpic.com/5cq9p
Sam Ronson, is a f-ing great DJ. I’m living the LA life in Vegas thanks to @azizansari.
Vegas: where u look relatively good at the begining of the evening. By the end, u are a chewy, stamped and tore up piece of stumbling shit.
Vegas is the place where drunk bitches can just be themselves, no judgement. Thank you ( I’m walking on the street with my shoes off).
Listening to Glas Vegas while driving to Las Vegas.
Congrats are in order to Colton Dunn aka @captdope RT: holy shit! http://bit.ly/kYp4S