May 2009
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TMS Writer hired on NBC's new show w/Chevy Chase
CONGRATS, Zach! michaelbusch: Congrats to Zach and Dan. Look forward to the show. themidnightshowblog: Congratulations to The Midnight Show’s Zach Paez, who was recently hired as a staff writer on Dan Harmon’s new show Community starring Chevy Chase. For more info on the show and a preview video, here’s Community’s official page
May 29th
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NYTimes Magazine Preview - The Making of Zach... →
What a great article! (via azizisbored)
May 29th
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George Takei & Rev. Lou Sheldon Square Off On Prop... →
It makes me cry.  It all makes me cry. Oh and Rev?  I don’t believe the State of California’s “selfish” concern is that marriage should provide babies.  So many children are falling through the cracks due to overcrowded schools, non existent funds, slashed programs and short supply. So, SHUT THE FUCK UP. lindsaykatai: At the very end, the Reverend’s mask of tolerance...
May 27th
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Men on the road to Extinction →
I’ll miss you, Bros. In the meanwhile, read “Y The Last Man” to give you a look into one future.
May 27th
Got a freak body rash— Just left doctor’s office after a steroid shot in the ass. En route to Office Depot to punch a nerd in the face…
May 26th
RT @ScottAukerman: New BETWEEN 2 FERNS with Zach Galifianakis! With Bradley Cooper & special guest! http://tinyurl.com/pfrj2c
May 26th
RT @robhuebel: ‘Ben’ from LOST is on my flight!!! I am not joking!!! I am scared shitless!!!! We better not crash!!!
May 26th
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So, you're in love with one of your friends, but... →
I think this would work. dirtypreston: joshawesome: truthordare: markley: laurishly: Seriously, THIS WILL WORK. Fucking genious. I am doing this. For. Serious.
May 24th
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I heart Anvil.
May 24th
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May 23rd
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On Secret Girlfriend set with Mookie. He just frolicked w/a dozen bikini babes on the beach. Whatta life! http://twitpic.com/5pqh4
May 22nd
Happy Birthday @brodyismefriend & @michaelcassady!!! You are two great doods.
May 22nd
RT @robhuebel: The guy on this flight that checked a unicycle is also wearing a Spin Doctors t-shirt. What a fucking surprise.
May 22nd
RT @brettgelman: I heard Terminator Salvation saves you from ever believing there’ll ever be another good Terminator movie ever again.
May 22nd
Crank 2’s Bai Ling!?! RT @ucbtla: Matthew Perry & Bai Ling at the theatre tonight
May 22nd
Oh, Brody. RT @BrodyismeFriend: I have a new Snuggie… just punched two holes in a Sham-Wow.
May 21st
I’m game. 1. Modeling and 2. Diplomacy? @zeekatai: I’m doing so many things involving my vagina today. So. Many. Things. Okay, two things.
May 21st
The dance? RT @GerryDuggan: I’ll start watching American Idol when it’s combined with The Running Man, and not one second before.
May 21st
Kicked @kevinseccia ‘s ass at xbox UFC! I am the champion!!! Beating somebody repeatedly into a cartoony bloody pulp is fun.
May 21st
Noooo! I thought the next D-Box event was Transformers Deux! RT @azizansari: FUCK! Terminator Salvation is in D-Box and I acted too late.
May 21st
Jack & diet drinkin’ and cheeseburger slider eatin’ with one of my best buds in the ENTIRE world, @kevinseccia
May 21st
I’m tweeting in a LA Fitness sauna. Got nuthin to say. Na-na-nanana! Sauna-na-naaah! Oh yeah. #sweatweet
May 21st
My youngest sister is visiting me for a month in June! Anybody have an air mattress I can borrow?
May 20th
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A cool dude nominated one of my tweets to be on a... →
Vin Diesel is a younger Lou Ferrigno Click on link to vote. Further proof that Fast & Furious and D-BOX seats are gifts that continue to give.
May 20th
RT @rorymayhew: Sorry guys. My penis just hit the floor.
May 20th
RT @duncantrussell: I hate to say it, but sometimes I miss the World Of Warcraft more than I miss my hometown.
May 20th
Thanks, @hollywoodphony. I’m going to Wal-mart to buy a sleepin bag, Fiddle Faddle & a Sweet Valley High book. Tell Scott where I am
May 20th
Showed up to an audition a day early. I feel pretty dumb.
May 20th
Don’t hate, No Doubt is great! http://twitpic.com/5h392
May 19th
My sweet boy RT @ScottAukerman: Look who was waiting for us upon our arrival!! http://twitpic.com/5gghv
May 19th
RT @AlanMYang: @ScottAukerman Vegas will be buzzing for months about “the time one white, two yellows and a brown swept through town.”
May 19th
I had Artichoke puree soup, yum RT @ScottAukerman: First course: Twice Baked Maytag Blue Cheese Souffle. http://twitpic.com/5enoe
May 18th
Madames, it’s 3am. Your children should be in bed now. http://twitpic.com/5cq9p
May 17th
Sam Ronson, is a f-ing great DJ. I’m living the LA life in Vegas thanks to @azizansari.
May 17th
Vegas: where u look relatively good at the begining of the evening. By the end, u are a chewy, stamped and tore up piece of stumbling shit.
May 16th
Vegas is the place where drunk bitches can just be themselves, no judgement. Thank you ( I’m walking on the street with my shoes off).
May 16th
Listening to Glas Vegas while driving to Las Vegas.
May 16th
Congrats are in order to Colton Dunn aka @captdope RT: holy shit! http://bit.ly/kYp4S
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