Finally just saw R&B- So great! RT @jamiedenbo: Ronna & Beverly in USA TODAY? Bev LOVES the Life Section! http://tinyurl.com/y9hv5zp
RT @robdelaney: Get in line succubi, she-demons, & war profiteeresses! Karl Rove is single & ready to strangle!
Having a parallel holiday w @azizansari @AlanMYang. At a Mcdonald’s in 29 Palms, paying for the only avail Internet and sippin McCafes.
Me too. RT @ericwareheim: 2010- less texts. less tweets. more phone calls. and many more letters.
May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...– Neil Gaiman (via fuckyeahhappy) I would like to meet Neil Gaiman. He is my literary hero. I hope the above quote for you and for myself. Merry Christmas!
Guys! Yesterday it wasn’t wild hogs I saw it was JAVALINAS: http://www.paysonrimcountry.com/Portals/0/javalina.jpg I know you care!
Do wild hogs travel in packs or herds? I want to properly describe seeing 15 travel thru my inlaw’s front yard. The babies are cute!
Preemptively, no @neilerdude - I don’t mean the cast of the critically acclaimed masterpiece, “Wild Hogs”.
“It’s chilly outside. Bet there’s a long line at Wendy’s for chili. They make pretty good chili- but long line” Real convo in Payson,AZ
We’re all just breathing each other’s shit molecules. #deepthinkin
Funny Face Road Trip Rocky http://twitpic.com/uorcs
RT @robdelaney: BE HONEST. Do you guys think I’m a good dancer?
RT @jamiedenbo: DO NOT MISS the HILARIOUS “Ronna And Beverly” pilot tonight on SHOWTIME! Set your DVR! tinyurl.com/Ronna-Bev-Variety
RT @Apey: HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS. The @ComedyDeathRay calendar ain’t nothin’ to fuck wit! My eyeballs now have boners. @vonswank is unstoppable.
Happy Birthday @kevinseccia. There is nobody I’d rather do a jager shot with. #followfriday
RT @ScottAukerman: Enjoy this special year-end @ComedyDeathRay show with Jon Hamm, @DougBenson iTunes: http://bit.ly/fB6ga
Thanks @Ludovicaa :)
Yay, I’m in one of The Office: Best Michael Moments on Hulu!
Yeah! RT: @morgan_murphy uh, best news ever?! RT: @Kulap: Holy shit! The “Spend the Day with @BrodyismeFriend” CDR auction just closed-$400!
Holy shit! The “Spend the Day with Brody Stevens” CDR auction just closed - $400!!!
The closing of CDR auctions has filled our house with excitement!
Wow, there’s a dogfight over @matthewpaulwals happening now.
SOLD $1025! Training sesh and show w @matthewpaulwals to someone who lives in Minnesota!
It’s crazy busy at Michael’s. Crafty Christmas, yo. Mod Podge!
HEY LA PEOPLE! -- HALF OFF TICKETS
paulscheer: Hey Everyone…For a limited time I’m offering 2-For-1 (or Half-Off Tickets) for Tonight’s LARGO SHOW just email, email@example.com and they will put you on a special list for tonight’s show featuring….. Tim Heidecker (Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job) Nick Kroll (The League) Steve Agee (The Sarah Silverman Show) and a Musical Performance by Army Navy PLUS Scott Aukerman (CDR...
Been shot in both arms. . Hepatitis A & Typhoid coursing through my veins! Can…barely…tweet
Congrats! @paulscheer: The League is picked up for 2nd Season (13 eps) - Premiering Next Fall. To celebrate I’m buying Neverland Ranch.
nickkroll: Ladies and gentlemen, Bobby Bottleservice’s audition tape for “The Jersey Shore”. Can’t get enough of Bobby.
We are getting 4 - 24” x 36” prints of the CDR Xmas Event posters. I ordered them today and already got an email that they are printed and shipped!